Why can't skeletons play music in church?
They don't have any organs.
What is a ghosts favorite ride?
A rollerghoster!
What do witches put on their hair?
Why are mummies so tense?
Because they are all wound up!
And my personal favorite......
What happened to the man who didn't pay his exorcist?
HE WAS REPOSSESSED!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA Just thought I would brighten your day.
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